“My ass is the origin of all spare time.”

–Our own Barbara Hallock, from the following conversation

Barb: (suggests topic to cover)

Troy: Great, Barb; you should do that.

Barb: Sure, I’ll just pull some spare time out of my ass.

Troy: Isn’t that where we all get it? Not your ass in particular, but I’m saying . . .

Barb: “My ass is the origin of all spare time.”