So, how hard will Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon take it? Kimmel and Affleck may be a love for all time . . .

Wow!  It seems sweet little Hayden Panettiere is going the way of the all the Britneys, Lindsays and Paris’ before her and sexying up her image in a bid to gain more Hollywood notoriety. But I have to wonder, is this such a good plan Hayden? Who are these ads geared towards, besides horny middle-age men wishing they could tap a piece of that?  

When will these teen starlets learn from the mistakes of the past? It seems that anytime a young girl makes the leap from talented kid actress/singer to sexed-up Lolita only bad, horrible stuff follows; underage drinking, drugs, random hook-ups, sex tapes, eating disorders, rehab, loss of creditability. Soon the “celebrity” is more famous for her hard-partying ways and personal traumas than her work as an actress/singer. I for one am totally sick of these girls who are famous just for being famous.

I hope this won’t be Hayden’s future, but judging by the steps she is emulating, I don’t have a good feeling. How long will it be before we see a snapshot of her ‘pom pom’ on the internet? Two weeks? Hopefully this is a minor bump in the road for Hayden’s Hollywood career and not an omen of things to come.

So, uh, does this cover to Robin #171 make anyone else feel, um, Phallicly uncomfortable? Just wondering.

Wow. For the lonely girl (or guy) or has everything look no futher than this fab-ta-bulous V-Day gift that just keeps on giving!

Pick it up in chroma red or 24k gold-plated and make sure you engrave it too! Nothing says thoughtful like a $275 dildo!

http://www.redenvelope.com/re/gifts/product_display/product_information.jsp?nc=81011&refPg=endeca&oid=27183684&nc2=1

The new upcoming James Bond movie - with the most smarty/highbrowy and poetically odd title ever - ”Quantum of Solace” has just released its teaser poster.

Thoughts? Ideas? Explanation of what “Quantum of Solace” means? Anyone?

This could be considered an embarrassing fact, but seeing that it takes a lot to embarrass me, I doubt it. I am a Spice Girls fan. I spent my elementary years playing my cassette tapes over and over again, learning the lyrics by heart. I made Spice Girl valentines for my 5th grade class, and I even had a Spice Girl scrapbook.

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I, like most college students, love fast food especially when it is open late. The fourth meal is a great idea even when eaten as your sixth meal. It happens! Adam Sandler must have been writing his “Taco Bell” dog song about me because I must have offended them in some way. Have you seen the Taco Bell dog recently? Exactly, what happened to him?

Anyway, every time I pull up to the speaker, the person working always asks how I am but they don’t ever listen when I tell them about my day, calluses, and everything else going on. If they didn’t want to know they shouldn’t have asked. Once I’m done telling them my life story I yell my order to them over the snoring and honking. Finally I pull up to the window ready for some food. Here is where the problem always occurs.

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Dolph Lundgren the new Clint Eastwood of westerns!

Quite unbelievable… though, personally, I thought Dolph was a bit more like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Sure to brighten your day!

Put down the red dress and run, don’t walk, away. Gothy, moody lighting and a crimson colored gown has been done. To death.

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An oldie but a goody.

Graeme McMillan linked to my original blog over in his Blog@Newsarama.com column. The discussion is getting some attention there.

It has been called into question whether anyone at Marvel actually made a solid statement that can actually be called a lie, rather than just making implications. Kevin Melrose caught just such a comment weeks ago, when he appeared to be going along the same lines of thinking as I did after him.

Some apologists are trying to argue against it all being a lie…trying to pass it off as just a bunch of hate from those who didn’t like OMD…but that’s just not it.

The Biggest Loser takes reality TV to another level. Not only are they making people famous or infamous depending on their personality, they are changing lives. Many Americans today are very overweight and can’t overcome their weight problems on their own. The Biggest Loser is motivating people all over America to get up off their hind quarters and start exercising and living healthier lives.

This year the producers decided to take a different approach and have people compete in teams and not just as individuals. There were teams made up of best friends, newlyweds, former teammates, ex-husband and ex-wife, strangers, married couple, mother and daughter, mother and son, brothers, and father and daughter. Having someone there to support you in your efforts to become a healthier person is a great idea. Everyone needs motivation especially when facing such a hard task as these contestants.

The contestants on the show have inspired America to promise to lose more than one million pounds and they are keeping track of this number online. There have been people on this show whose life has been put in jeopardy due to their obesity. What started as a different reality TV show turned into a life changing and life saving masterpiece.

An impromptu purchase of the outlandishly named Whatchamacallit Hershey bar gave me reason to pause as I savored its chocolate-y, peanut-y deliciousness. Just for a moment, but a moment is enough.

Firstly, candy bars are scrumptious. Unless you don’t like chocolate, in which case I doubt your humanity. Perhaps your origins lie in an outer galaxy or alternate universe. So I say again, a candy bar is a tasty treat. Diets and health crazies be damned. Whether it’s made of caramel, nougat, peanuts, those crispy rice things, or just plain ol’ chocolate, it melts your problems away as candy only can. For a few magical minutes, it’s almost as though I don’t possess eight student loans that are worth approximately two small houses.

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