ANOTHER Miley Cyrus photo scandal?
How many dirty pictures of this little whore can there be?
Okay, I’m kidding. Mostly. (Please, Mouse, don’t sue me. Joke. Satire. Mostly.)
Honestly though, this is just the warning shot. Remember when the first “maybe she’s not a virgin” rumbles began to swirl around Britney? As fast as The Mouse is trying to generate their own next wave of teen pop (Miley, The Jonas Brothers, The High School Musical kids, etc.), the kids are just as quickly making dumb decisions to hasten its end. Vanessa Hudgens has already had her photo scandal, Miley’s on like her fourth . . . how long until the first Jonas paternity suit?
It’s fairly obvious that Cyrus’s fame has made her a target. Allegations of phone hacking, etc. indicate that there is now cache among less-savory media types when it comes to scoring images of this girl. She could help her own case by, let’s see, NOT storing racy photos of herself in an unsecure location. Her handlers should also make sure that her personal electronic devices have better security. If the photos are in the world because she was dumb enough to send them to someone, well, I guess she’s the one who has to explain it to Walt’s Frozen Corpse.
As it is, I’m sure it won’t ding her popularity much. It might even motivate some young men to pick up her material. If she does view herself as a role model in any fashion, then she should probably find a way to curtail her exhibitionist impulses. And stay away from her back-up dancers.
July 14th, 2008 at 9:28 am
Teenage boys have it so easy these days. Back when I was a young’un, girls didn’t have fancy camera phones to take naked pictures of themselves to send to their boyfriends. If a girl wanted to look sexy, she wore a sweatshirt that wasn’t too baggy and skirt that ended right above her knees. Why, we had to wait until at least the third date before we even got to see a little bit of ankle.
Seriously though, isn’t taking semi-racy pictures of oneself fairly tame behavior for 15 year old girls these days? I get that she’s a “role model” and all (which, I think, speaks a lot to the declining standards of our society, but I digress), but it’s not like she’s sneaking into clubs and snorting likes of coke off of Lindsey Lohan’s ass-crack.
July 14th, 2008 at 10:47 am
“sneaking into clubs and snorting lines of coke off of Lindsey Lohan’s ass-crack.”
I think you just anticipated the next set of pictures.
July 14th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
She should just get it over with and flash her kit AND kaboodle. :D
July 15th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
I’m sure that Jesus told her it was okay to take the pictures.
July 15th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
“sneaking into clubs and snorting lines of coke off of Lindsey Lohan’s ass-crack.”
we can dream can’t we?
July 17th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Apparently she has a thing for Katy Perry too, and vice versa.
http://www.usmagazine.com/katy-perry-i-want-to-kiss-miley-cyrus
July 29th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Yo! wtf all u people gots to chill ok gosh! so wat she took a picture of herself semi nude on her cell phone. but do you think that when she took the picture that any1 would end up hacking her cell phone and stealing the pic? i think not!!!! all u immature retards need to leave miley alone ok! she is not perfect!!!! nobody is!!!! cut her sum slack u ass holes!!!!! jeeze!!!
July 30th, 2008 at 12:15 am
Andrew has my favorite post of the year. Congratulations. I think that we’re all dumber for having seen it.
July 30th, 2008 at 8:12 am
It must be rough being a celebrity and having your cell phone hacked all the time, leaving a $300 Blackberry around in public unguarded every month or so for anyone to steal it. I’m sure $300 to Miley is like me spending $.70 around the corner for a pop.
Now she’s recording videos of herself complaining about some Disney Channel chick. Maybe Billy Ray is spending too much time on Nashville Star to go home and discipline his kid. Sounds like Miley needs to be grounded and have her phone taken away.
Or maybe this is all a big publicity stunt for her album.