Beware! It’s the return of NKOTB

Whoa! Even though no one demanded it, The New Kids on the Block are returning for a reunion tour (much older, and kinda still hot)! Is anyone excited about this? Me being a lover all things pop culture, teen bubble-gum pop is a personal fave, I find myself very disinterested. Does this mean I am losing my inner teen girl to a more mature, age appropriate adult (I hope not), or is this attempt just too little too late from the boys from Boston? Couldn’t they have come back, I dunno, 15 years ago? Will this tour be a success? I have my doubts since these boys are no Spice Girls (hardy-har-har)!
April 2nd, 2008 at 7:22 pm
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April 3rd, 2008 at 8:44 am
I can just see it now:
Little girl #1: “Eeeewwwww, gross–Jordan and Donnie ran a double-teamed my mom.”
Little girl #2: “I think I can see Donnie’s adult diaper through his pants…”
I think I’d go to a Milli Vanilli reunion first–where they exhumed Rob’s body and had someone operate him like a marionette next to Fab on stage.
April 4th, 2008 at 9:50 am
My wife has already called me and asked me to solicit for tickets. I told her, you’ve got to be out of your f-ing mind if you think I want to go to some reunion show full of Hangin’ Tough freaks… it’s the annual carefully-orchestrated nostalgia cash grab.