I was driving through Illinois a little over a week ago, scanning through the radio stations in my little red car–you know, like you do when you’re staring at a four-hour drive. I heard Shawn Mullins’ “Lullaby” twice on the radio that day.

Shawn Mullins. Loathsome, thinks-his-smoky-voice-is-sexy, pitiful-excuse-for-a-song-writer Shawn Mullins. “Lullaby.” Twice on the radio. I haven’t heard that song in years. No mention of that hideousness or the man who spawned it since I was in middle school.

This can mean only one thing. The Apocalypse is nigh. This is a warning from the Lord God Almighty for those who can recognize it. He is displeased with us. Take heed.

(No offense if you happen to be a Shawn Mullins fan. But the end of the world is the end of the world.)

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