Though Fergie’s (admittedly curvy) body of work contains many senseless lyrics, I must admit that I enjoy the images conjured by this bit from “Clumsy”:

When you touch my sleeve
Butterflies so crazy

I think it would be outstanding to have clothing that drove insects insane at the slightest touch. Think of the super-heroic applications!

Red Skull: I have you now, Mein Capitain!

Captain America: Not so fast, Ratzi! Watch as I touch my new Alex Ross-designed glove!

Red Skull: Ach Lieber!! Un swarm de locusts!!!! Jawhol!!!!!!!

Captain America: That’ll teach you to mess with America, Red Scum!

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