NEWS FLASH.

Paris Hilton to be housed in “special needs section” of jail.

Three words on this revelation:
No.
Fucking.
Shit.

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3 Comments on “NEWS FLASH.”

1. Corey Henson Says:
   June 2nd, 2007 at 2:13 pm

   I look forward to seeing what jailhouse tattoos Paris acquires while in the stir. She’d look mighty fine with a spider web on her elbow.

2. Delvin Williams Says:
   June 5th, 2007 at 8:45 am

   Prison uniforms are so hot… remind me why people care what rich, spoiled bitches do?

3. ojflow Says:
   June 5th, 2007 at 4:32 pm

   Between this, and Scoot-dog Lib’s sentencing today, it’s a good time to be an American.

   “Smells like… victory.” :)

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