How do I know that this is the right time to relaunch Shotgun?

1. Our Best Shots column celebrates its 2-year anniversary at Newsarama.com this week.

2. Britney shaved her head, Lindsey got out of rehab, and Nicole got busted for DUI, thereby giving me yards of future material.

3. It’s been so fucking cold, what else could we do?

4. Because you missed us and you needed us. Come on, you can admit it. The absence of a regularly updated Shotgun was like a sucking void in your soul, kind of like Junior High or being forced to listen to “Lips of an Angel” over and over. You know you love us. And we love you. Just not necessarily like that (though we can still be friends).

5. Our Zombie Apocalypse Contingency Plan is finally complete. Bring it, you undead bastards. Bring it.

See you soon.
T.

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