Top 10 Benjamin Franklin Pickup Lines
Top 10 Benjamin Franklin Pickup Lines
by Troy Brownfield
10. If I could but rearrange the conjugation of words, I’d put “thee” and “thine” together.
9. These aren’t rolls in my pockets, if you take my meaning.
8. Would thou like to help my Poor Richard?
7. Y’ know, I discovered electricity.
6. Hey, a bunch of us are going to dress like savages and dump tea in the Harbor; wanna come?
5. Which do you prefer: the bald eagle or the wild turkey?
4. Sure I know Thomas Jefferson.
3. Good thing I invented the Fire Department to extinguish this blaze in my loins.
2. If you don’t hang with me, I’ll be hung separately.
1. Would you like to have a fag?
