Best Metal Band Front-Man Stage Banter Cliches
by Troy Brownfield

10) “Hey ladies! Time to lose those T-shirts!”

9) “Is everybody ready to rock and roll toniiiiiiiiight?!?!”

8) “Check it out! Drum solo!”

7) “This is a good time to start feelin’ BAD, if you know what I mean!”

6) “Who wants to ROCK?!”.

5) The clever segue (for example, when you introduce a song by making it part of a sentence. “When Ratt comes to town, we’re ready to Lay It Down!”)

4) “This one is for all the lovely ladies in the audience tonight!”

3) “Let’s everybody put your hands together now!”

2) “Are you ready for us to kick your fuckin’ asses?”

1) “We’ve played in lots of places, but you fans in (insert city name here) are the best anywhere, and we mean that!”

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